..a vat of plain yogurt? …WHAAAT?

Dear Censored,

This is seriously creepy.  Stay safe dude.

-Mitch

Dear Censored,

This is pretty bad, even for redditt. I couldn’t bring myself to read more than a few of the comments

-Dan

Dear Censored,

It has come to my attention people are willing to make up just about anything to feel included or wanted.   While preaching inclusive ideals and not practicing exactly what they are saying.   I’m leftist and I’m even fed up with this level of disinformation since 2015. 
   Ever since I’ve been brutally honest, with myself and others.   I’ve been more happy then ever, and many respect my firm grip on reality.   I may have  took my clown pill as a  suppository; I can’t stop laughing.

-White

Dear Censored,

Wealthsimple, Canada’s version of the Robinhood trading brokerage, has just released an Islamic Law-compliant ETF lmao just what Canada needs!!

Dear Censored,

I am emailing you with great concern. I am 23 and grew up watching Cartoon Network from ages 5 to 9 (unlike Ryan who still watches cartoons). Anyhow, I went to visit my uncle & aunt and noticed my cousin watching this same network. This may be an ancient Chinese secret, but these segments came on the program and I thought it was very very odd. I have attached the links  below. 
https://youtu.be/PA0KTFdnBk8

I know this is a long email but this is important to address. After doing some digging I discovered that  AT&T owns the multimedia conglomerate ” Warner Media” also known as Time Warner owns the following brands, Cartoon Network, TBS, Boomerang, TNT, and CNN. 
I believe that big corporations are helping drive this wedge between races and instilling the idea of viewing people based on their skin color at such a young age. This is very terrifying and parents really need to look into what their children are viewing on a day to day basis. 
Thank you and have a great rest of your week. 

-Angel

Dear Censored,

I just recently got engaged to my beautiful Russian girl, largely inspired by your constant hounding to settle down. I’m 25, but spent plenty of time partying.
I want to expound upon a new music genre which you are slightly familiar with — Neo-Weezer. Hallowed are a great stereotype of this genre. I describe as bedroom recordings, DIY in style and inspiration, with fascist undertones. Some other bands include negativeXP and Birdbath. 
Another one to check out is Gezebelle Gaburgably. I think they are some rising stars in this pro-fa (pro-fascist) music genre. ‘Snail Man’ from their album ‘Chunk’ is a serious masterpiece. ‘Pagan’ from the same album is pretty solid.

HOT SHIT!

-Troy

Dear Censored,

All men should aspire to be as manly as this man – I am so gay for him.
He was a Granddad of some bird I stumbled across on Twitter.

Dear Censored,

Gavin, you say you’re gay for what men can do, well prepare to cum your pants


Also check out this Northern Irish Republican rap group, they’re like the Irish Beastie Boys, but less jewy. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR8_tdf_kr2tn01dFmRK6wQ


I would enjoy wiggling me pp in your bum with your High-Heels on.

-Oscar

Dear Censored,

Always on my mind xxx
https://www.netflix.com/au/title/81032570

-Lee

Dear Censored,

You can search all of social media about that little moment and its all from the perspective of the black dad ( I assume). No biker had there phone out posting it on FB or you tube.  They (Mars Hill Charity Riders) do this kind of thing all the time.  The fact that the girls were black had nothing to do with why they ran up there.  They probably knew the guy from their local dive bar.  If it was a virtue signal, it would be all over you tube from the perspective of the riders. I almost sent that video to you because I grew up in that area (Mars Hill, Indiana) and I thought it would give you some perspective about what’s going on in the middle parts of America.  I figured you’d just shit on it so i didn’t.  I watch your show religiously, and sometimes its Antifa this or BLM that, and TRANS this. Watching the show, I get all in on the culture WAR!! Then i go back to real life and, its just not there.  I might see one  trans every couple weeks. They tend to be just awkward and humble.  I work with all black ppl and race is just something to joke around about with them.  Its not contentious or tabu.  You don’t live in America, unfortunately. You live in some media version of America.  Its way more entertaining there, I’m sure.  Can’t wait for you to move. 

-Alan

Dear Censored,

In your last episode The genius…who’s name is Ryan, claimed that a power plant is ‘steam powered’ is this something this absolute moron has never heard of? And Gavin just agrees with him. So let me break it down for the pea brained Asian.
All electricity comes from STEAM you fucking idiots. They use another medium to boil the water to spin the turbine. It could be gas, coal, nuclear, wood fired. The only electricity that doesn’t come from burning fuel is hydro electric which uses gravity to force high pressure water into a turbine to spin it. So yeah though that is only steam coming from that cooling tower I can guarantee you it isn’t ‘steam power’ whatever the fuck that means. Ryan is nearly 35 and he doesn’t know how electricity is made? I blame you Gavin.

-Mitch

Dear Censored,

This is getting out of hand
Go to 4:25

-Angelo

Dear Censored,

Bud. I know he’s brain dead…but, fuck.

New T-shirt?

-Ryan

Dear Censored,

I never thought I’d be recommending a band with as faggy of a name as this to you Gavin, but here I am telling you to check out a band called Rainbow Kitten Surprise. In my humble opinion, they slap (especially their two most recent albums), and I hope you agree. I left links to a couple of my favorite songs by them.
Run – RKS
Hide – RKS

-Wilson

Dear Censored,

This dude is a beauty.

-Eric

Dear Censored,

Don Frye Thinks Americans Are Ladies

-Scott

Dear Censored,

ROBERT DOWNEY JR YET AGAIN KILLING IT IN FASHION

-Yusuf

Dear Censored,

Pedophile escaping in tiny car

-BK

Dear Censored,

 don’t know if you’re aware of this series or not, but I’ve recently discovered a series made by the creators of Band of Brothers called “The Pacific”, obviously portraying war in the Pacific theater. Not sure how I missed this, as I too am a vet of war… movies. I’m in the middle of watching it right now and can say it is close, if not, on par, with Band of Brothers. There’s a little less action, but makes up for it with a couple boobie scenes.

Apologies for not suggesting this before Memorial Day weekend.

-Mich

Dear Censored,

GDAWG: what is more homosexual? Getting fucked in the ass, being Ryan, or talking with the lead singer of the Counting Crows about dancing and being free? Cheers Justin from shithole California

(He starts being gay at the start)

-Justin

Dear Censored,

Why should this grown man not be able to decide for himself if he should take this experimental drug or not? This is a great example of how Gav believes experimental drugs should be free to use with a disclaimer attached.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/05/31/new-alzheimers-drug/

I like your new man-bun, Stew

-Whitt

Dear Censored,

 On behalf of the viewing audience, I’m pleased to congratulate your milestone of 100 live shows.  GOMLL 99 & 100 were particularly entertaining due to the variety and chaotic atmosphere, including LIVE MAILBAG. 

I’d like to submit the following evidence to be entered into record.

 GOML S3 E97 timestamp 1:41:30-1:42:10
GOMLL E#100 timestamp 1:33:40-1:34:05

  Please note the blithering idiocy and burping/stuttering.

Keep up the great work,
TRUMP202020

-Phil

Dear Censored,

ey Gav and Ry-guy,
In your memorial day episode you were talking about butt implants (I don’t get it either sir). It reminded me of this show my wife showed me and there’s a possible new drop you can use.
Love the show – Never stop fighting!


Timestamp 1.02 (one minute 2 seconds in)

-Basic

Dear Censored,

That other letter saying a small amount of Ket can kill you was written by some anti drug fag, the only people who die of the shit are people who mix it with other central nervous system drugs benzos, booze, GHB. As well as people who take it and go for a bath, which is retarded but at least hygienic

If you IV’d 400mg of it you’d be going to not live to regret it but a 5g syringe is about the size of your thumb/Ryan’s dick, would cost about $1500 and if you slam that much juice into your vein you’re a hard cunt and not afraid of death (pic attached of a 500mg vial, you’d need 400mg of that in order to kill you).

10-20g would be needed of powder… again we’re getting into complete retard territory here…

That said, it does happen: https://www.bluelight.org/xf/threads/hong-kong-girl-dies-after-ketamine-snorting-contest.465247/

But the idea that a small lovely line of special special ket is going to put you in a permanent k-hole is as retarded as the rare people who do die from k overdoses.

Cheers
-Pearse

Dear Censored,

Found this old wallpaper, behind a mirror, at a job I was remodeling. I think it’s from the 60’s-70’s. I noticed a lot of mottos that are uttered today. Just thought it was interesting, and how history repeats itself. Keep up the good fight my dudes!

-Ryan

Dear Censored,

Here’s my Tactical Wall so far. I love that I can add to it as I accumulate more gear. It was simple to install, and looks clean.

-Dave

Dear Censored,

Hey Gavin on your BLM green screen your mentioned a few people had been shot by police after pointing a BB/pellet gun at them and mentioned they removed the orange tip to make it look like a real gun. Orange tips are for toy guns and BB guns aren’t considered toys because they can cause harm. I attached a photo of three of my guns, one’s a BB gun, one’s a .22, and one’s a 9mm. Anyone who expects an officer to differentiate between a BB gun and a real gun from a distance in a split second is a retard.

-Anthony

Dear Censored,

Dear Gavin. Do you think the death of so many alpha males in the wars lead to this pussy clown world? If we could bring great grandparents back like these men, do you think that could change some of these leftist idiots? Have a good day boys. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMevL866k/  – video 
https://youtu.be/VWgsdexkv18 – full song 

-Matt

Dear Censored,

I have been thinking about the conversation of gay priests sniffing out the gay kids. I think predators CAN just sniff out their victims.  There is almost a frequency “victims” give off that creeps tune in to.  I used to give off that “frequency” as a kid and you can rest well knowing Your Daughter won’t.   
I was a text book story. Broken home, alcoholic father, who lived with his pedo-mom (not a typo) and her 2nd pedo-husband after the divorce. If he wasn’t living with them, he was staying in weekly and condos with crack houses within walking distance.  He was in and out of jail, up until the day he died.  He died in a failed attempt to kill us in front of our mother. Killed by her boyfriend, who later became my Pervert Step-Dad. He was a perv, his brother was a perv.   The neighbor who moved in next door  (and looked just like my dead dad by the way 🤮), he was a perv. I was a magnet.   My mom even noticed how strangers would look at me. 
When I was 14, my friends mom drove me home from a sleep over.  A 20 minute car ride changed my life.  She was telling me how abused women often attract abusive men until the woman learns what she needs to learn from that experience. For example to set boundaries. 
The next time that creepy neighbor snuck up behind me, wrapped his arms around my 14 year old waist, I did not cower, I simply said as loudly and clearly as I could “Pete ! Stop It ”.
IT ALL STOPPED.  THEY ALL STOPPED WHEN  I STOPPED  IT.

You and your wife are raising strong children.  Your children will not be victims.
Speaking of your wife, please be kind and give her a safe space to land.  The day is coming soon, when she is going to have all the the pieces fall in to place. Her entire belief structure will collapse. After she sees the depths of the evils of the people she thinks she supports, she will have a second wave of guilt towards you.  Wishing she was even more supportive over the years.  The gift of how much deeper she is going to love you will all be worth it. Just wait! When you guys are out of the city, and she can breathe and see clearly, she is going to over flow with gratitude for your work in fighting for this nation. She will see how you protected children and families, when she didn’t even know it  need to be done.  When that day comes, you will think back to just now, when you thought a lady sounded crazy in an email.  I’ll wait.  Just remember to be compassionate.

On a lighter note.  I had a falling out with a “friend”.
She is 41, has been a yacht chick for a decade , and NOW she wants a husband and kids. 
Lashing out would be an understatement.
Nothing worse in life than women regretting their life choices. Thank you for speaking out about making babies.

I like you more than a friend and I pray for you all daily. 
Maybe this time, no name 

😘

Dear Censored,

So I use the YouTube kids app when I let my three year old watch tv while I get dinner ready. I started doing that a month or so ago when the normal YouTube app had a smutty ad during one of the videos he likes to watch. The app has age appropriate videos that they play n been fine until yesterday.
After watching a video about monster trucks this video came on about FUCKING PRONOUNS. Of course it wasn’t about boys use him his and girls use she or her.
Happy to report my son freaked out and told him he don’t like that video n to put on firetrucks.

-Alf

Dear Censored,

i know you’re a big fan of the scaremaster and i love your work as wrh, so i’m wondering if you’ve seen any of his streaming stuff from twitch. 
apparently he streams for hours with fans sending him raw fish, firewood and fast food he doesn’t like and tipping him to do stupid shit, but recently i’ve stumbled upon some convenient highlight compilations on youtube providing non-stop laughs. 
here’s one (Best of Perry – Celebrities) of various “celebrities” messaging him. enjoy.
like you more than a friend

-Lucas

Dear Censored,

 i live here in virginia and about 6 years ago when i was a leftist pussy in the navy i befriended a guy from the area during our friendship he became a proud boy and me and my leftist friends turned on him we hated him and i stopped talking to him. Well during my time in the navy during deployment i met hebrew israelites and my friends became far left morons and i became red pilled very quickly then i started watching your stuff when it was on youtube almost 2 years ago and quickly subscribed to Censored.TV. And ive been wanting to apologize to collin for the way i treated him for a long time now ive lost friends and a wife due to my non extreme right wing beliefs and for the music i like…. and i just feel like if hes watching your show he might hear my apology so im sorry for the way i treated you collin youre a good man. Sorry for taking your time gavin thanks for what you and ryan do!

-Kenneth

Dear Censored,

 I was watching a family friendly movie with my kids a few weeks ago and the leading male and female shared a kiss. My seven year old boy, Jaxon, buried his face in my chest to hide from the kiss. I immediately thought of you talking about how children are not sexual beings, and adults acting sexual makes them uncomfortable. So I decided to ask Jaxon why he didn’t want to look. He said, ” seeing strangers kissing is weird”. Then I asked him if he didn’t think any kissing was weird. (Jaxon has always been extremely affectionate with his mother and I. When he was a baby he naturally would kiss us on the lips. We let him do it for a while because we thought it was cute, even though we taught all the other kids to do for head or cheek kisses. It has been hard breaking Jaxon of mouth kisses, he still doesn’t really understand.) After I asked him, he looked deep into my eyes and started leaning in slowly for a mouth kiss! When I figured out what he was doing I yelled, ahhh! I really wanted to yell, “for fucks sake!”, at him but I don’t talk like that in front of my kids, so I held it in. I had a good laugh about it later thinking about the story you told about you and your dad. I forgot the song you sang to you dad in the story and I was wondering if you could refresh the story about you waking up your dad in the morning singing to him for us. Thank you. I have been following your show for a long time and never miss a show. I have a long commute and listen to you while I drive. I am a pipeline welder, and have been since I was 19. I got married at 21 and have 4 children and a happy marriage. Having a trade and getting married young to a quality woman is great! We have been married 13 years. Thanks for all you do. Like you more than a friend.                

– Lawrence

Dear Censored,

Can you help me understand why Facism and Nazis are considered to be a far-right ideology?  
It’s understood that far-left means communism and socialism, both of which means high government intervention.  So facism, which also means big government, is basically socialism.
To me, far-right people should be extreme conservatives, who would probably be so crazy conservative that they would be anti-amendments of any kind, since they stray from the original Constitution.  
Like you always say, there are two kinds of people: people who want to be left alone (Right wingers) and people who won’t leave them alone (Left wingers).
I just don’t buy that you go so far Right that you go from wanting to be left alone, to wanting big government and being a racist Nazi.
Cheers,

-Ben

Dear Censored,

First time, long time. I served in the Marine Corps infantry from 2003 til 2007 and took two trips to Iraq and a tour in Afghanistan. I had a tale to share with you and other subscribers on this Memorial day.      Attached is a photo of my friend LCpl Adam Bishop who was shot while getting a haircut on our patrol base outside of Fallujah Iraq on April 20, 2006. He was truly an amazing person and taken from this earth entirely to early. The exact details of the origin of the round that killed him (sniper or a stray round from a fire fight in the city) were never really sorted out to me and at this point in my life I don’t care and it doesn’t fucking matter.        Adam was a little older than the rest of our group. Smart, strong, kind and got more ass than a toilet seat. Women fucking loved this kid. He could talk to anyone and everyone loved him. Also he was a very skillful fighter and in no shape or form was afraid to get into a scrape. (As a proud Pennsylvania boy I got to hand it to the boys I met from Tennessee,  real scrappy chaps)       This is the first memorial day where I won’t be getting fall down drunk. I still like to have beers from time to time but I don’t fire for effect like I used to. (On your feet soldier). It’s my choice to wake up and be functional tommorow. I have reached a point in my life where I’m grateful to have had known these dudes as opposed to cursing some of the circumstances surrounding our involvement.         Instead of reliving and lamenting the events surrounding his death I am choosing to focus on the good times. The time he got chlamydia.  He didn’t show up to morning formation and we were roommates and it was my job to come up with a believable lie to tell our platoon sgt. “He’s at dental, Gunny!”. As soon as formation broke I started frantically dialing his cell phone.        I get an answer. “DUDE, I’m at the triangle and I don’t have any shoes!!” A quick reaction force was assembled and dispatched on a top secret mission to recover our still drunk friend from a rat infested hotel and get him back to the barracks and in front of the platoon sgt by 0900.       “Dude, what the fuck happened? ” I asked as he came into our room with no shirt, no shoes and reeking of alcohol. “I need a shower!” He replied as he ran a toothbrush across his grin and a razor across his stubble.       He later told me about how he blacked out in some dirt hole bar and waking up in a hotel with some ratty skank in the shower. He threw his pants on and rolled out while she was in the shower. He was holding his head, no wallet, trying to figure how to get back when I called.        The next day on lunch he screamed loudly when he was pissing. He said he was pissing razor blades. That’s how I learned the clap can be cured in one anti biotic powder packet that apparently tastes like aspirin.      Adam was good shit. When I look back and I think about people I’ve met that influenced who I am as a person he stands out. Have a beer in his honor for me and I like you guys more than a friend.                                        

-Mike

Dear Censored,


Holy Fudge

-Kyle

Dear Censored,

Check out this female cop getting tuned up by a tiny little junkie(smaller than Ryan.) And then the pussies that “came to her defense.” And the ONLY reason you see this is in media at all is because the junkie isn’t black. Sad state of affairs in San Fransicko and,  arguably, the entire nation. 
Heels and Sunglasses,

-Citizen

Link:   https://www.ktvu.com/news/surveillance-video-captures-man-attacking-asian-sfpd-officer.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Dear Censored,

check out this fucking moron, who got the vaccine shot, got half her face paralyzed, but still encourages other people to get it.  This is brainwashing on an incredible level.

-Chris

Dear Censored,

I sent you this vid in another email of a brainwashed retard, but forgot to time stamp it.
start at 6:37

-Chris

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