ELON MUSK SENDS TWO-WORD TWEET THAT RESULTS IN WRONG COMPANY SOARING 438% IN THE STOCK MARKET

Elon Musk—the billionaire CEO of Tesla and SpaceX—sent a two-word tweet to his 42 million Twitter…

HOMELESS MAN SAVES EVERY ANIMAL FROM BURNING SHELTER IN GA.

A homeless man put his life on the line to save numerous cats and dogs stranded…

TIGER KING PARDON UNDER REVIEW BY WHITE HOUSE

Dodgy homosexual zookeeper and documentary star Joe Exotic’s pursuit of a presidential pardon has made it…

ALABAMA SON KILLS DOG, THEN DAD AND SON KILL EACH OTHER

Authorities in Alabama report that an armed confrontation between a father and son has left both…

GIANT SNAKE MEAT MAY BE COMING TO FLORIDA SUPERMARKET SHELVES

Burmese python may soon be available in Florida supermarkets for human consumption, depending on a state…

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER FILING FOR UNEMPLOYMENT AS DIANNE FEINSTEIN

Andrea Gervais—a 43-year-old who used to work with the Employment Development Department in California—has been accused…

TREASURE HUNTER ACCUSED OF HACKING COMPETITOR FOR CLUES

A medical student who revealed himself as the mysterious man to uncovered a multimillion-dollar fortune in…

TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYER FACES CHARGES AFTER ALLEGEDLY HITTING THE REF

A Texas high school football player was removed from a game this week by law enforcement…

JOHNNY ROTTEN GETS FLEA BITE ON PENIS AFTER RESCUING SQUIRRELS

John Lydon, also known as Johnny Rotten, the vocalist for the legendary punk band the Sex…

DE BLASIO’S NEW YORK: MAN FIRES FLAMETHROWER ATOP N.Y.C. BUS

A shirtless man with a flamethrower turned up the heat on the commute for some New Yorkers when…

KYLE RITTENHOUSE WILL NOT FACE GUN CHARGES IN ILLINOIS—STILL FACING MURDER IN WISCONSIN

Kyle Rittenhouse, who shot two men and wounded a third in Wisconsin in August, will not…

VIRUS PROTECTION GURU ARRESTED FOR TAX EVASION

Cybersecurity guru and multimillionaire John McAfee has reportedly been arrested in Spain and charged with tax…