DEAR CENSORED : SOME COCKS WILL BE FALSE

Dear Censored,

Your analogy of the left preying on the weak like hyenas is hilariously perfect. Hyena clans have matriarchs with false cocks… enough said.. Much love Gavtron, keep on fighting like lion.

-Keith

http://www.remnantbride.com/hyena/spotted.htm

Dear Censored,

Maybe something you already know. I read the Federalist Paper #68. And it says to me, that politicians should not be electors in the electoral college. Yet Hillary was an elector in NY for 2020. I know she’s not currently an active politician. But the idea behind it, is to avoid bias. What do you think?
“They have not made the appointment of the President to depend on any preexisting bodies of men, who might be tampered with beforehand to prostitute their votes; but they have referred it in the first instance to an immediate act of the people of America, to be exerted in the choice of persons for the temporary and sole purpose of making the appointment. And they have excluded from eligibility to this trust, all those who from situation might be suspected of too great devotion to the President in office. No senator, representative, or other person holding a place of trust or profit under the United States, can be of the numbers of the electors. Thus without corrupting the body of the people, the immediate agents in the election will at least enter upon the task free from any sinister bias.”

PS: Lotus was a good choice.
LYMTF, 

-Jason

Dear Censored,

Hey Gavin, I’m a long time fan of yours, I found this. An old Kenny V Spenny show. I was revisiting these episodes and low and behold I see you got to judge the ‘Who’s Cooler ‘episode. 

(here’s a link to when you show up in it) 

You’re the best!
Mike 

Dear Censored,

I’ve been watching you’re most recent episodes about your own valor, and I want to thank you for your service. I spent 15 months in East Baghdad in 2007, and HBO’s Generation Kill is the best series to encapsulate Iraq in my opinion.
I just wanted to make a quick point that a lot of people that I know that “suffer” from PTSD are full of shit. I’ve had multiple buddies call me talking about the “free money” they get for it. I would never accept it, because the last thing I want is to be registered with a mental disorder with the federal government under this new fascist empire, and nothing is free with the government.
When vets are honest, they’ll tell you that they feel nothing about the subhuman pieces of shit that they pulled the trigger on. It’s the fucking buddies that I scooped up with a shovel. It’s the boot I tossed in a bag not realizing it still had a foot in it. It’s the EFP that vaporized half of a motherfucker from another unit driving through our sector 4 weeks before he was going to see his wife and kids again. 
That’s the shit that fucks me up 12 years later. It makes it worse 12 years later when I’m looking at my 11 year old daughter and putting myself in their shoes. I’d do every fucked up thing I did all over again, but Memorial Day haunts me every year. I turn up a bottle of Jameson and a 30 rack of Bud heavies to mourn them every year on Memorial Day and pray for their families, but I’ll never get rid of the guilt I feel for having made it home.

-Zak

Dear Censored,

Evening Gavin ya dobber and laird of the fagzone and licker of bawbags Riviera 
Please see this article about Edinburgh castle, Scotland has turned into a fucking enormous clown zone.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8965881/Edinburgh-Castle-sign-hailing-hero-British-soldiers-replaced-complaint.html

I need life advice should I move with my Canadian lady friend to Edmonton and sack of Scotland. It’s fast becoming a total shit show.
Love you more than a friend

-Andrew

Dear Censored,

I am unable to keep up with every show, but in case you missed this talent please support this guy I found on YT: 

Donnie

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

Look at this monster ! Shes a real life “Patrick” from spongebob! Haaa and u also left out something from what blacks are superior at.. keepin their shoes fresh!!

Lov u g dawg. Ryans still gay.

Dear Censored,

Actor Kumail Nanjiani: Trump ‘Going to Kill as Many People as He Possibly Can on His Way Out’. I hope he starts with Kumail

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/11/16/actor-kumail-nanjiani-trump-going-to-kill-as-many-people-as-he-possibly-can-on-his-way-out/

Dear Censored,

UK Bleeps mad about Christmas ad.

-JP

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/sainsburys-christmas-advert-black-family-racism-b1724922.html?amp

Dear Censored,

Gavin, Have you ever looked into the history of the Presbyterian denomination of Protestant Christianity? I know you’re Catholic but that doesn’t suite your beliefs at all.

Protestant Christianity started after a bunch of guys saw the anti-Biblical teachings of the Catholic Church in the 1600s and rebelled against them. They created a new form of Christianity that was much less legalistic and more fun, real, and relationship centered. In essence, these Reformers/Protestants were “punk rock” scene of their day. The Catholic Church even martyrd many of them.

The Protestant movement quickly swept throughout Europe in its varying forms. In Scotland, the Presbyterian sect was popularized and a great many of them were beheaded for standing up to the Catholic Church.

Ultimately, the Protestant movement led to America’s founding and the “Godly troublemaker” manta of early American society. The Scottish-rooted Presbyterian beliefs include resistance to tyranny, promotion of masculinity, and noncompliance when necessary. They were, and are now, much less rigid than the Catholic Church and they also corrected many of the Biblical teachings that Catholicism gets wrong.

If you can, you might want to consider Presbyterianism over Catholicism. It fits your personality/beliefs better while also having an awesome, rebellious, and proud Scottish history. Although I am not Presby, most of their churches I’ve been to do serve Christ well and they are great people. If you want to learn more about their beliefs or history, I suggest the “Ask Doug Wilson” videos from Canon Press on YouTube. He is a popular Presbyterian Preacher and his videos are short and sweet. He has even called lefty women “c—ts” before. Ha!

Thanks and God Bless

-Jay

Dear Censored,

Dear Censored,

What do you guys think of these two videos? Seems like there is some fuckery happening in Canada, fuck.

-Rob

Dear Censored,

I’m currently on the toilet trying to push out the steak and potatoes I had for dinner as I regret the fact that I’ve had very little fiber this week.

Since I will probably be sitting here for another half an hour, I’ve been pondering my own BM habits. I tend to remove my shirt and sometimes all of my clothes if I have a really difficult poo that refused to budge, such as this current one. I am wondering if either of you engage in this behavior as well or if I’m just a fucking weirdo.

Thanks,
-Bryce

Dear Censored,

I hope you enjoy this retarded rap song.

-Chase

Dear Censored,

My wife is currently pregnant with our third child, she is Mexican and her family believes all these weird wise tales that usually involve a silver coin and rubbing on egg on the baby during a full moon. I know it’s weird. Anyway  i figured I’d play along and make up a wise tale of my own, it has worked out great for our first 2 kids but  she has become suspicious of this wise tale during this last pregnancy.
 I told her that in Nordic mythology a pregnant woman must give her child’s father at least one blow job per trimester or a minimum of 3 blow jobs per pregnancy to ensure that the children are blessed with good looks. Basically the more blow the father of the unborn child is given the more beautiful the child will be
She is in her third trimester and I’m 2 blow jobs short. She is starting to think I made it up because she can’t find anything written about it in line.
Can you please just mention this old wise tale about a pregnant mother giving her husband lots of blow jobs to make sure her baby is blessed with good looks
It doesn’t have to be at any specific time because she doesn’t listen to your show and I’ll just show her whatever 4-5 second clip that you mention it.
I would so fucken thankful to you…or anyone! mention it!

Please help me out
-Michael

Dear Censored,

Couple things, you criticized the car show roadkill for “moving the goalpost” and if you’ve ever built a car you know that bitch isn’t gonna get done in your lifetime if your not willing to compromise occasionally. 
Also check out this metal cover of wap, haven’t heard the original but this shit rocks. He also has done many other great covers. 

-Ad

Dear Censored,

I saw your segment commenting on the video where blacks talk about how whites are “superior at” everything evil.  Prior to watching it, you listed a few positive qualities of blacks and mentioned that blacks have a genius for thinking fast.  Americans seem to have known this at least since the 1940’s.  You should check out the Charlie Chan film “Dark Alibi,” which features two scenes where a pair of black men are so quick on the uptake that they seem to be reading each other’s minds: https:///eitJD6vryZ8?t=1172 and https://youtu.be/eitJD6vryZ8?t=2608.  Both scenes are hilarious.

Also, I don’t believe that you hate scotch.  Some very bad scotch exists out there, especially blended Scotch.  The single malt scotch from Islay (e.g. Laphroiag and Lagavulin) tends to be very peaty with flavors of seaweed, seawater, iodine, leather, and other harsh flavors.  I think that you’ve formed your judgment of scotch from that stuff but have never tasted single malt scotch from Speyside.  Speyside and Islay scotch taste worlds apart, and I cannot imagine anyone hating both.  Speyside scotches have notes of clove, apricot, figs, spice, and oak.  Unless you also hate Macallan, Glenlivet, Balvinie, and Aberlour, you don’t hate Scotch.
Thanks for fighting the Kulturkampf.  I like you more than a friend.
Sincerely,

-Joe

Dear Censored,

They spelled it “folx” because that was an entire group of gender nonconformist.  Most of those ugly women were men.

I like you more than my new sunglasses!

-Green

Dear Censored,

Could be talking nonsense but I was discovering 80’s hair metal, arguably the last breath of masculinity in America and wondered (no offense) if your punk generation is responsible for the acceleration of too much tolerance to bring us to where we are today, what with as was mentioned an 80% dysphoria rate amongst lesbian women among the mass insanity infesting the West. The songs that caught my attention were Ratt’s: ‘Lay it down’ and The Replacements: ‘Lay it Down Clown’. Ratt’s album ‘Invasion of your Privacy’ was released in July ’85 and Replacements ‘Tim’ was released in October ’85.The lyrics in Lay it Down Clown are about guys having switchblades and to; “Lay it Down, Clown” and to; “Get back to the hills, get back to back where you belong” which to me is about The Replacements giving the Hollywood Hill’s metal Gods of the 80’s crap for not being punk.To get to my point, Jim Goad described the death of music being started by The Beatles and the rest being sealed by Kurt Cobain who was inspired mostly by The Beatles, and by The Replacements and punk in general, mostly becoming successful by blending pop and punk to form Grunge. Cobain seemed to have a major theme about rape by Hillbillie’s as he called them in his interviews and his rise to fame arose 4 years after the Lay it Down fued in 1989 with ‘Bleach’ and superstardom in ’91 with Nevermind. Now I am calling you an asshole because with the fall of hair metal, toppled by punk and stripped back music and tolerance of everyone and everything, brought in political correctness in the early ’90’s and its catastrophic impact today.So the beloved music that you listened to and followed your whole life could be the crux of the destruction of America and West in general including my own country of Australia where the only thriving music scene is punk…. soooo go fuck yourself (kidding).To me the closest we came to actual peace was with the fall of the Berlin Wall and Iron Curtain by Reagan and the largest concert pretty much in history: ‘Monsters of Rock in Russia in 1991 with Metallica, Pantera and others. Check out the energy of the crowd and Russian soldiers rocking out to Metallica and tell me I’m wrong. Rock could have saved the world but I’m glad we got to solve every single person’s individual problems before heading into space. One last thing, Atheist’s don’t believe in God for one reason that the Earth and Sun will die in 4 billion years or whatever, but to me, if we can’t stop arguing about wether Communism is a good thing or that you should cut your cock off to be happy, I just feel sorry for us.P.S. Tell Ryan I didn’t have a Dad and I’m not Gay.

-Xam

Dear Censored,

Black Teen Spray Paints Racist Graffiti On Car To Blame White People. Have you seen this guys videos before Gdog he’s not bad get Ryan to check him out on YouTube for other videos but this one and the story is bloody terrible so it is.

-Jamie

Dear Censored,

You may have heard of the UFC fighter, Tito Ortiz, who just won a City Council seat for the city of Huntington Beach. Tito’s girlfriend, Amber Nichole Miller, just went to the MAGA March with her friend, Ashlee. 
In this video at the 1:29 remaining mark, Ashlee approaches a guy with a sign saying “Don Jr Sucks Toes”:  Ashlee goes up and asks him if it’s a service and indicated how she would love to have that done. At this point, the guy probably realizes how his sign backfired. 
Reporting only the news that matters and hi Ryan,

-Heather

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CHnl1NiBmlZ/?igshid=135tl1af7hg7z

Dear Censored,

I was rather pleased to see TRUMP 2020 hovering in the skies of Sydney Australia last Sunday during the MAGA march.
Would love to know who funded this 

-Dave 

Dear Censored,

Ive heard you talk about A.I.D.S. a few times but it seems like it might be FAKE NEWS!I watched a documentary about it called ‘House of Numbers’ but it’s long so I’ll sum up the main points here.
1. Ok there are 2 different types of people you hear of having HIV/AIDS, gays in the 80s and poor people in shithole countries like India and Africa. People with HIV/AIDS who don’t fit into those 2 demographics are like American nazis, not a thing.
2. We’ll start with gays in the 80s. They would come in to the doctors with bad immune systems from doing meth and MDMA and drinking and fucking for 36 hours straight and the like (there were even gay clubs where men would lie in a urinal and get pissed on all night, so not the healthiest passtime)
3. They would come in with these problems and then be prescribed AZT which was a cancer drug that has since been banned because it was worse than the actual cancer. It was this drug that killed them. This is why you don’t see people wasting away dying horrible deaths from it like you used to.
4. The PC types liked the disease narrative ’cause it meant it wasn’t the gays fault for doing all those drugs/having rampant group sex all the time.
5. The Center For Disease Control was on the verge of losing funding at that time so it really benefited them to call it a disease.
6. Once they stopped using AZT people stopped dying from it. Now no one in the western world really has it and if they do they’re fine.
7. Now we’ll do poverty stricken people in Africa/India and places like that. The thing is AIDS being an immune system problem causes people to die of other diseases not the AIDS itself. So people in these countries with AIDS are all having symptoms of and dying from things like Tuberculosis, Dysentery and other things caused by living in such shitty conditions.
8. The tests they use in these 3rd world countries are not even accepted in the west as legitimate tests because they just test for basic immune levels. If you took the same test in the west they won’t trust it because it doesn’t give enough information.
9. Add to that the narrative that AIDS is caused by unprotected sex and it gives 3rd world governments a handy excuse for population control by scaring the poor people into breeding less.
SPOOKY…

Anyway the documentary gets into a lot more detail but those are the main points. Thought it was pretty interesting.

I want to ride on your ding dong.

-Finn

Dear Censored,

Hey Gav and Ryan you guys should check out a rapper named Tom Macdonald. He’s a white dude who looks like a mumble rapper but he is eloquent and makes excellent points about the climate of the culture. I’m a chick who loves the show so keep up the great work!

-Kaitlin

Dear Censored,

 don’t know if this # was started over the video I’m sending or not. Also not sure this isn’t the Left being ironic by starting the # to parody the video but still spread their word (it’s not. They aren’t that smart or clever.) Still, my God, how bad has the Left & Co become; that it’s impossible to tell if this is a parody or something the Left is proudly supporting?! Anyway if this message makes no sense then don’t read any further then this. 

-CC

Dear Censored,

Carthage which literally means ‘New City’ are not black Sub Saharan Africans. They were like Americans in the sense they the Phoenicians migrated from the Middle East to create a new city in a new land.

They did not mix with the locals. Also Hannibal grew up in Nova Carthage which is located in modern day Spain which was a colony of Carthage.

North Africans were not Black.  There are plenty of ‘Black’ Kingdoms or Empires they can talk or brag about like Mali the richest nation to ever have existed but chances are that was nation that enslaved the majority of those descendants of African Slaves.

Btw Mali was rich not because of slavery because like Guyana the land is FILLED with gold.

Dude (Mansa Musa) was so rich he threw gold from West Africa all the way to Mecca

-William

Dear Censored,

This just happened today in my hometown  . This is only one county in Georgia. If this bs happen here. I has to be all over Ga.  Ryan is gay
https://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/local/hand-count-reveals-well-over-2000-more-votes-than-machines-added/article_c1365ce2-2818-11eb-8656-6b7f49a93a04.html

-Wes

Dear Censored,

Regarding the clip of the black woman with the stroller getting attacked at the Maga Rally: she was a congressional candidate in the liberal hell hole of Massachusetts where I am, her name is Rayla Campbell and the white guy she is with is her husband. 
I want to fuck your heels with my glasses on

-Garrett.

Dear Censored,

Gavin you are wrong Robots and AI are ridiculously advanced. Watch this video of a commercially available painting bot. 

 -Barov

Dear Censored,

I have a very interesting idea for you and the proud boys. Find some sharp cool personable jock types. Give them some “literature” or something like a large business card or whatever. On it explains what Liberty and the Constitution means to America and why lawyers are so important right now. Maybe send these sociable intelligent jock types to law college campuses and hand them out and talk to juniors and seniors

-Nick

Dear Censored,

The gayboy chink you have as your “look it up guy” made a good point about not wanting a ginger Asian child at the 16-minute mark of Tuesday’s show. The results would be terrifying.

I love you more than a friend,

-Mark

Dear Censored,

That crazy Asian girl who wants to fuck white men to enact a white genocide I am happy to say will ultimately fail. My wife is 100% Vietnamese, and I am 50/50 Irish/Norwegian. If you looked at our daughters, you would not guess for a second that they were half Vietnamese. My wife, on many occasions, has been out with our daughters and has been approached by white women, who falsely assume she is the nanny for our daughters. They then ask her what she charges. On another occasion, my wife was chased out of an apartment complex where we were attempting to rent a unit by the landlord, an old Vietnamese woman, who refused to let my wife even see the unit because she had a white baby. Asians, especially first-generation Asians, or FOB’s are way more racist than any other ethnicity in my experience, but that is a topic for another time. My wife’s own brothers and sisters, all 12 of them, give my wife shit regularly because our daughters look like white girls. The WHITE seed is strong.

Regards,

-James

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