NYCCR CENSORED - DEFENSE

In New York City, everything is a weapon.
Especially the criminal justice system.

Our once-very-proud system of justice has been curdling - sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly - for decades. NYC is the cluster of defective cells, metastasizing into the cancer of two-tiered justice.

Moreover, these mutherfuckers don't even want people defending themselves.

The owner of a Queens liquor store has been charged after defending his life and property with his legal firearm.

Meanwhile, Albany's Harvey Weinstein loophole is in limbo.

Somehow, a guy accidentally put his new pistol to his head and pulled the trigger.

Marxist Queens DA Melinda Katz is always rooting for the criminals. We all like to wear the black hat occasionally, but her office released a convicted killer who did what he does best again. And you've got to see this ape wearing a suit in court.

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